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Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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