I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.