She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We just shotgunned beers for America
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'