shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.