we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.