No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.