I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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