You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone