But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.