what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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