He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.