You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?