I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.