100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy