My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining