If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?