Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk