That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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