You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I know her cup size but not her name....
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome