Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".