I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
