I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.