I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush