I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.