I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away