he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.