& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.