No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.