Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.