fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.