I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
