You brought string cheese to the strip club
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.