Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow