I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.