She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
