blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts