Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am