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I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.