But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.