Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.