And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this