you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Send us your Text From Last Night!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Is Oprah even human
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars