I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...