What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.