Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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