I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.