I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.