Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers