It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?