In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.