the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0