I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
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Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them